Funny Fitness Quotes

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
- Harry Secombe
Statistically, if you have ever dieted you are extremely likely not only to regain any weight you lose, but to go on to gain even more. Dieting makes you fat.
- Arabella Weir
If there had been an exercise I'd liked, would I have gotten this big in the first place?
- Jennifer Weiner
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
- Doug Larson

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